Dara O'Briain!
一
之前我有想，如果我可以嫁一棒球那有多好。大概是因最近看了很多棒球和棒球相的，我得一些球真的是人很好。再如果身家，一定可以拿到票和球衣、帽子那些其昂的西（然，那得要是嫁Yankees才能成立，Sox的我才不要。）有候看到那些商品的，再用算算一下，就能了解洋基什有了。
件在人很有安全感。
但是，果回推之後，是得不妥。因一，球就要打客，常常要坐，有危。二，我法便叫他洗碗到垃圾，在於球其是脆弱的生物。看球久了，多奇的事情。例如，突然得背的，得休息一天；的肩膀今天脾不好，不能投球；的踝在某奇的情下扭到了，得手。都示了些人的易碎性。所以如果我嫁了一棒球，我得小心他搭梯手被到（整季）、洗碗手被到（整季）、到垃圾被狗追扭到（整季）、地打到自己趾（整季）……所以，是自己存票吧。
二
季的前半部，Yankees有次低潮的重。有一次又了之後，教Girardi跟大家了一次，像是精神。後他在The Joe Girardi Show上跟Michael Kay重述了那天的。我得有道理的。
Guys, look, we are a good team. […] This is not gonna last. We’re gonna hit. You guys are too good not to hit. Continue to pitch. Make sure we do the little things. When you’re struggling offensively, don’t let the little things go aside. Your defense is important. […] This is gonna turn…when it turns, it’s onna turn big. So, believe in yourself, pick each other up, and don’t try to do too much. Most importantdon’t try to do too much.
我真的得他是好教。感有和力，平常和的，得也很像外星人。然他偶生（一生就很可怕…不那通常是在跟本的候），的笑很少人懂，而且他的笑法是一我原本以只有五胖小孩能有的那，但我得大家都喜他的。
三
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蛀一
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fme-kzS3DuI （Fall Out Boy -- What a Catch, Donnie）
蛀二
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxQhLZ5bMyQ (Dara O'Briain -- Controlling Children)
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