Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
一早上....正在泡著郁的咖啡,一有趣的生了...
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”Daddy? How did I come into this world?”
「爹地,我是怎到世界的?」
”Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you anyway.”
「哦,子啊,有一天我你知道的。」
”So why not today? Please!”
「拜!什今天不行?」
”OK, but listen carefully.”
「好吧,你仔著!」
”Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你和我在咖相遇而,
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
在咖的洗手你和我使用了超,
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick.
那你我的身插硬碟下一些料,
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
我完成上,我我有使用防火,
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此,想要取消或除都已太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus.”
就,九月以後我被一病毒所。」
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