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TEST FOR DEMENTIA呆症

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.  You have to answer them instantly.  You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.  Let's find out just how clever
you really are.  

下列有四及一加分,你必立刻回答,不能花慢慢想,我看看你有多明。好,向下!


First Question: 第一
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.  
What position are you in?
你加跑,追第 2 名,你是第名?
 
 


 
 
 

 

 

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!  If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

解答: 如果你的回答是第 1 名,你就了!你如果追第 2名,你只是取代那人的位置,你是第 2 名。

 

 

 

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.   回答第 2 ,你不能使用回答第 1 相同的。


Second Question : 第二
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你加跑,你追最後一名,你是第名?  
 

 

 

 

 

 


Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.  Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!  You're not having a good time at this! Are you?  
解答: 如果你的回答是倒第 2 名,你又了!告我,你怎能追最後一名?然你未在其中!  

 

 

 


Very tricky maths!  Note: This must be done in your head only.  Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.  Try it.
很的算!只能在中算。不要使用或算,看。

 


Third Question: 第三
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.  Now add another 1000.  Now add 30.  Add another 1000.  Now add 20.  Now add another 1000.  now add 10.  What is the total?

以 1000 加上 40 ,再加 1000 ,再加 30 ,再加 1000 ,在加上 20 ,再加一次 1000 ,在加上 10 ,是什?  

 

 

 

 


Answer : Did you get 5000?  The correct answer is actually 4100.  Don't believe it?  Check with your calculator!
解答: 得到 5000 是?正答案是 4100 ,不相信,用算查吧!

 

 

 

 

Today is definitely not your day.  Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天你定事不宜,或最後一你?

 

Fourth Question: 第四

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.  What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary! 的父有 5 女,第 1 女 Nana , 第 2 女 Nene , 第 3女 Nini ,第 4 女 Nono ,第 5 女的名字是什?

 

 


Answer : Nunu?  NO!  Of course not.  Her name is Mary.  Read the question again!

解答: 答案是 Nunu ?不!不是,她的名字是 Mary ,再一次!

 

 

Okay, now the bonus round.  You can partially redeem yourself with this one !
好,! ! 在是加分。可稍稍解救你!

 


Bonus Question 加分 :

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.  Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一巴想牙刷,他模仿刷牙的作,成功的向店主表,也完成了。在如果一瞎子想一副太眼,他要如何表?    

 

 

 

 

Answer : He just has to open his mouth and ask.  He's blind, not mute - so simple.

解答: 他只要嘴即可。他是瞎子,不是巴。就!  

 

 


KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE

把下去,以便打那些你生活中遇到的「明人」 !!

 

 

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