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是美 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分 ) Andy Rooney 40以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
”What are you thinking?”
She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around
you whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually
more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operator or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they
can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.
They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year-old
waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, ”Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?

Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage!”

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Sid
Here is the man named Sidney after reading the article: He smiled and he laughed, and 5 seconds later he coughed and he laughed.
2007-08-20 15:06:50
YV to Sid
Great! You are humorous enough. Cough, huh?
Take care!
2007-08-20 15:57:42
倚薇特
真奇怪! 好要避的,率偏偏最高!
2007-08-20 23:17:11
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