<![CDATA[變化多端以風為最,風過留痕]]> john06082005 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 +0800 Copyright PChome Online. All Rights Reserved Mypaper Blog zh PChome新聞台Blog img/channel-ttimes.gif <![CDATA[這護士應該是白木科系畢業的吧 = ="]]> john06082005/post/1304988428 john06082005/post/1304988428 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:22:08 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988428#reply 一天午夜十分,在大中華醫院的失眠科,一位美麗的女護士推著送葯車來到了702室2床前,輕輕的推醒... <![CDATA[這套系統若是真的出現的話...事情還真是大條哦!]]> john06082005/post/1304988418 john06082005/post/1304988418 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:21:06 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988418#reply 某公司為了防止職員上班時間瀏覽黃色網站,不得不投入巨資請來專業「掃黃組」對公司所有電腦進行全面升級。 ... <![CDATA[比我還強的學生...]]> john06082005/post/1304988409 john06082005/post/1304988409 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:19:33 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988409#reply 1 某次上課時,老師出了個這樣的問題:“方志敏烈士就義前說過什麼話?位仁兄帶著耳機聽隨身聽,沒注意自己的... <![CDATA[語錄]]> john06082005/post/1304988395 john06082005/post/1304988395 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:16:07 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988395#reply 一、當代八亂:大棚把季節搞亂了,關係把程序搞亂了,級別把能力搞亂了,法官把法律搞亂了,銀子把官場搞亂了,事... <![CDATA[嚇到我了.....]]> john06082005/post/1304988386 john06082005/post/1304988386 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:15:03 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988386#reply 某日,酒鬼甲和酒鬼乙在一家酒館相遇,兩人便聊了起來。 甲:唉~我昨天做了一個惡夢,現在想到還覺得可怕…... <![CDATA[你打我就胡了!]]> john06082005/post/1304988376 john06082005/post/1304988376 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:13:49 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988376#reply 話說麻老師是個麻將老手。某天,黑板很髒…老師劈口罵道:「哪個人作莊的,還不快把白板擦乾淨!」值... <![CDATA[跟我們黃老師ㄧ樣厲害的數學老師語錄]]> john06082005/post/1304988369 john06082005/post/1304988369 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:13:02 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988369#reply #1 笑話高中一位德高望重的數學老師經典語錄 * 什麽是數學?你們不會的就叫數學    ... <![CDATA[別想歪...]]> john06082005/post/1304988358 john06082005/post/1304988358 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:11:31 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988358#reply 男人:「趴下吧,腳張開一點,妳要和我好好配合哦!」 女孩:「安不安全啊?會不會痛啊?」男人:「... <![CDATA[百科全書沒記載的的...]]> john06082005/post/1304988353 john06082005/post/1304988353 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:10:38 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988353#reply #1 笑話108則冷知識 1.沒有一張紙可對摺超過9次 2.根據統計每年驢仔所殺的人比飛機失... <![CDATA[看到最後會想打我...]]> john06082005/post/1304988334 john06082005/post/1304988334 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:08:30 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988334#reply 某位少年寫的遺書:我親愛的父母,請原諒吾兒的不孝,因為我已經無法忍受下去了,這篇遺書將會交代我未交代的事情,請... <![CDATA[聽碩這是真的....你覺得?]]> john06082005/post/1304988321 john06082005/post/1304988321 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:06:46 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988321#reply 美國聯邦法律規定︰    1)不得與豪豬發生性關系。  2)每周四晚6:00以後不得放P。  ... <![CDATA[讓你會新一..笑....]]> john06082005/post/1304988311 john06082005/post/1304988311 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:05:48 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988311#reply 部隊有個習慣,稱呼排長都是先稱姓再加個排字,以示區別不同的排長。 ex:姓張稱張排,姓李稱李排…。 ... <![CDATA[他的設想十分周到....]]> john06082005/post/1304988301 john06082005/post/1304988301 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:04:20 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988301#reply 在飛機上,一個小伙子和一位老人並排坐著。小伙子問:「請問,現在幾點鐘?」老人回答:「我不能告訴... <![CDATA[抓來的....笑點在哪...?]]> john06082005/post/1304988296 john06082005/post/1304988296 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:03:53 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988296#reply 一天,一個男孩送給他的女朋友一台漢顯傳呼機,溫柔的對她說:「我以後再也不怕找不到你了。」女孩調... <![CDATA[會不會搶劫?我教你!]]> john06082005/post/1304988283 john06082005/post/1304988283 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:01:18 +0800 john06082005/post/1304988283#reply 一個強盜搶一夜歸女子的項鏈時,她抓住那人的領子試圖制止他搶劫,但沒成功。事後,警方讓她描述賊的... ubao msn snddm index pchome yahoo rakuten mypaper meadowduck bidyahoo youbao zxmzxm asda bnvcg cvbfg dfscv mmhjk xxddc yybgb zznbn ccubao uaitu acv GXCV ET GDG YH FG BCVB FJFH CBRE CBC GDG ET54 WRWR RWER WREW WRWER RWER SDG EW SF DSFSF fbbs ubao fhd dfg ewr dg df ewwr ewwr et ruyut utut dfg fgd gdfgt etg dfgt dfgd ert4 gd fgg wr 235 wer3 we vsdf sdf gdf ert xcv sdf rwer hfd dfg cvb rwf afb dfh jgh bmn lgh rty gfds cxv xcv xcs vdas fdf fgd cv sdf tert sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 dende5 dende denden denden2 denden21 fenfen9 fenf619 fen619 fenfe9 fe619 sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf zhazh90 zhazh0 zhaa50 zha90 zh590 zho zhoz zhozh zhozho zhozho2 lislis lls95 lili95 lils5 liss9 sdf0ty987 sdft876 sdft9876 sdf09876 sd0t9876 sdf0ty98 sdf0976 sdf0ty986 sdf0ty96 sdf0t76 sdf0876 df0ty98 sf0t876 sd0ty76 sdy76 sdf76 sdf0t76 sdf0ty9 sdf0ty98 sdf0ty987 sdf0ty98 sdf6676 sdf876 sd876 sd876 sdf6 sdf6 sdf9876 sdf0t sdf06 sdf0ty9776 sdf0ty9776 sdf0ty76 sdf8876 sdf0t sd6 sdf06 s688876 sd688 sdf86