我子公司流的一笑：
有一位律、一和 X公司(我子工作的那家公司)的Project Manager同猝死，三人一起下到。
因是猝死，律得很多事情有安排好，於是王准他打通回律，好向同事交代一下，不然他死不暝目。
王批准了他，於是律了回，三言快完，了，一共打了分，王向他要百元，然心痛，律也只好付了。
也向王要求准他打回去交代清楚，王也他打了，他一共了五分，要五百元，也咬牙付了。
到X公司的Project Manager，他也准回公司，因Project千，他反覆仔向同事明清楚，怎做、那怎、...，了久，算理出一。等他了，一看，不得了，一共足足了半小，出他一身冷汗，下了，可能子都不清了！
他硬著皮王一共多少？王只要One Quarter(毛五分)。
律和不禁大提出重抗，什他只打了分就要付那多，而X公司的Project Manager了半小，竟然只收那小小的一毛五分硬？
王回答：「你打的是到人的途，就是那。而打到X公司是Hell to Hell的Local Call，所以只要一Quarter就好。」
(大家知道X公司是多的水深火了吧！)
[附] From Hell to Hell it is a local call
Queen Elizabeth, former US president Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and all went to hell.
- Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars for a 5 minute call?!!!
She wrote him a check and went back to sit back on her chair....
- Bill Clinton was so jealous, he started screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars for a 2 minute call?!!!!!!
He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
- The Lebanese president was extremely jealous too... he started screaming and screaming, I wanna.............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the prime minister , to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: $ 2
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton screamed:
Only 2 dollars?!!!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local !!
Picture: Lebanon airport during the 2006 war .
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