家和人和事
心平平天下平
笑一笑
*老珍妮:
"一件重要的西，是在有的，而十年前有的?"
珍妮:我
Teacher:Name one important thing we have today that we din't have ten years ago?
Jenny:Me
老葛怎拚英文''字?
葛拼出'K-rokodile'
老:不!
葛:或拚不,可是老您是我怎拚的?
Teacher :How do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn:K-rokodile
Teacher:No, that's wrong!
Glenn:May be it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it?
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老:你的作文‘我的狗’, 怎跟你哥哥的完全一?是不是抄的？
Jerold:我有。是同的狗。
Teacher:Jerold,your composition on ‘my dog’ is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his？
Jerold:No,sir it's the same dog.
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老'愚公移山'的故事，示大家，要愚公的毅力，比喻即使一座山也可以搬得走.
小明:他好笨!什不用火？！
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星期天主日拜，牧向大家祝福:
祝所有的夫、偶' 情人快!'
所有身者立快!
The pastor bless everybody in the sunday service:
"Happy Velentine's Day for the couples,and
Happy Independent's Day for the singles.
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