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马上回去过年了,怎么装逼呢?

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  •   Chhxin Feb 1, 2019 3523 views
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    我是程序员,但我不会修电脑,谢谢!

    14 replies    2019-02-01 13:53:06 +08:00
    aijam
        1
    aijam  
       Feb 1, 2019   6
    没 JB 点事儿就来发帖这种行为本身就体现了 lz 是逼王啊,甘拜下风!
    llrg222
        2
    llrg222  
      &nbs;Feb 1, 2019   1
    别人表面奉承你,背后骂你,大家都是中国人你懂
    llrg222
        3
    llrg222  
       Feb 1, 2019   1
    大家都抢着给你介绍他女儿,这才是真的
    glaucus
        4
    glaucus  
       Feb 1, 2019 via iPhone
    一边走路一边撒钱
    frylkrttj
        5
    frylkrttj  
       Feb 1, 2019
    租个小四轮回家
    wclebb
        6
    wclebb  
       Feb 1, 2019
    「你工资多少吖小伙子」
    「 2000 元」(当地最低工资标准)

    「有没有女朋友呀小伙子」
    「刚刚分手」

    「有没有在工作呀小伙子」
    「辞职了」

    反正反着来说。
    letitbesqzr
        7
    letitbesqzr  
       Feb 1, 2019
    把车开田里,发中华烟的段子呢???
    cnbobolee
        8
    cnbobolee  
       Feb 1, 2019
    把车开田里去,然后叫全村人来抬上去
    cnmb10086
        9
    cnmb10086  
       Feb 1, 2019 via Android
    把老死来死开沟里,让人来抬
    Mac
        10
    Mac  
       Feb 1, 2019 via Android   1
    黄袍加身,天天大鱼大肉为伴
    demoxu
        11
    demoxu  
       Feb 1, 2019
    记得每人发一包中华香烟
    moshao6
        12
    moshao6  
       Feb 1, 2019
    有女朋友没,没有?
    cnqncom
        13
    cnqncom  
       Feb 1, 2019 via Android
    简单粗暴,整个洋妞回家。
    notreami
        14
    notreami  
       Feb 1, 2019   1
    @cnqncom 嗯,这个思路不错,租个洋妞,感觉效果很强大
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